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May

I love this dress. It looks like a tablecloth my MawMaw would’ve had.

I love this dress. It looks like a tablecloth my MawMaw would’ve had.

21

May

Portrait of me by Frank Hamrick. It’s a tintype and it’s amazing.
He really captured my “blind Sunday school teacher” essence.

Portrait of me by Frank Hamrick. It’s a tintype and it’s amazing.

He really captured my “blind Sunday school teacher” essence.

09

May

Lookin’ at my lil’ pit hair growth. 
Lookin’ mighty fine. 

Lookin’ at my lil’ pit hair growth. 

Lookin’ mighty fine. 

02

May

Last night, right before falling asleep I used my Instax camera to take a picture of myself. I look sloppy, sleepy, and happy. The nip-slip was unintentional but that’s the fun of instant photos. No checking the digital screen and re-doing it.
I took one photo and I like how I look. The end. 

Also, can we talk about how big my boobs are? Seriously, my hand covers up about 1/4 of it!

Last night, right before falling asleep I used my Instax camera to take a picture of myself. I look sloppy, sleepy, and happy. The nip-slip was unintentional but that’s the fun of instant photos. No checking the digital screen and re-doing it.

I took one photo and I like how I look. The end. 

Also, can we talk about how big my boobs are? Seriously, my hand covers up about 1/4 of it!

06

Apr

My Instax mini camera came in! 

My Instax mini camera came in! 

05

Apr

I got new specs today. Lookin’ pretty…pretty…pretty pretty. 

I got new specs today. Lookin’ pretty…pretty…pretty pretty. 

31

Mar

Yep, just another Friday night, Skyping with a cat. 

Yep, just another Friday night, Skyping with a cat. 

29

Mar

I found this old-ass webcam photo of my stretched earlobes. They were 1” 6 years ago. Then they started thinning. So I took my plugs out. 
Sometimes I miss my big earlobes.  

I found this old-ass webcam photo of my stretched earlobes. They were 1” 6 years ago. Then they started thinning. So I took my plugs out. 

Sometimes I miss my big earlobes.  

25

Mar

Here I am, Sunday evening, just skyping with Stanley the manly. 

Here I am, Sunday evening, just skyping with Stanley the manly. 

06

Mar

Self-Portrait v. “I can’t get out of bed today.”
Auurgggh. I hurt.

Self-Portrait v. “I can’t get out of bed today.”

Auurgggh. I hurt.

02

Mar

Can we just talk about how cute I feel today? During the last ASOS clearance sale, I racked up this adorable eraser-pink leopard print dress and these shiny mint green creepers! Feeling like a bratty princess in this get-up.

Dress-ASOS Curve
Jacket-Dorothy Perkins
Belt- Torrid
Necklace- ASOS
Tights and socks- Target
Mint green patent creepers- ASOS